Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.”
the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes
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When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key
I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work
Omg
They are learning
#respectful law abiding birds
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That feel when it’s 40°C (104°F) outside and you’re a bird who can’t sweat. Big tubs of ice help a little, though.
omg… you don’t understand how happy this video made me
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Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.
“and all of a sudden you feel very small” damn right
IT JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND SAVED
please, if you are able, do what you can for the asiatic lion. donate, get involved, spread information. there are only about 300 left in the world, and they all live in Gir Forest National Park in India.
the african lion is also estimated to be extinct by 2050 due to habitat loss, sport hunting, and loss of their prey base to the bushmeat trade. these beautiful creatures could be extinct in our lifetime. the next generation may not ever have the chance to see these creatures, there will be no more cute lion vines, there will be no more documentaries, there will be no more zoos or sanctuaries containing lions. there will be no more lions.
if you have any love for nature, any love for animals, any love for life, and if you care at all about the permanent loss of a species, especially one so beautiful and iconic, if you care and if you are able, please donate to help save lions.
Not relevant to my blog, but my inner nature lover is calling
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Anonymous asked: What's the craziest thing you've ever done with a guy ?
Give him my time
how to tip
If you do this get the fuck off my blog
Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.
What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.
Damn I thought folks knew this …
Nope. Actually no body ikno knows this
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Emma Medeiros was walking her dogs when she spotted something unusual in her backyard – it was three shiny pieces of hot dog just seemingly lying there for her doggies. When she got closer, the lady couldn’t believe her eyes – the sausage was pierced with razor blade fragments.
“I don’t think I’ve ever been so shocked in my life…,” Madeiros told Buzzfeed Canada. “I mean, you see it in movies, you see it in big cities, you don’t think it’s going to happen to you in Regina, that’s for sure,” the woman’s boyfriend Kaleb Smith commented.
“It could have been someone’s child playing out front and not knowing any better and sticking that in their mouth,” Madeiros said. “It’s terrible to think of.”
The couple had filed a statement with police. The couple also uploaded a video of the hot dog with the following caption: “Anyone around me, PLEASE CHECK YOUR YARDS!!!!”
The person who did this is yet to be found. As per local animals protection act, those found guilty of animal cruelty can face fines up to $25,000 and/or jail time up to two years. (Source)
This is so fucking cruel. Who the fuck would do this!
I’m ready to fight anyone who is this messed up, tbh.
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